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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Two moirails, one blog. One’s a Homestuck, the other is not. They really enjoy quoting each other. Even if they’re not always funny. (Quote originators will be marked by either a “* Kelsey” or “* Sarah” in the tags.)</description><title>Crap My Moirail Says</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @crapmymoirailsays)</generator><link>http://crapmymoirailsays.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"So talking to people is kind of like Minesweeper- you sort of guess and hope you pick the right..."</title><description>“So talking to people is kind of like Minesweeper- you sort of guess and hope you pick the right topic that reveals all the bad topics around it. And then when you pick the wrong one, you’re fucked.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;My Moirail&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://crapmymoirailsays.tumblr.com/post/17429897423</link><guid>http://crapmymoirailsays.tumblr.com/post/17429897423</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 11:26:07 -0500</pubDate><category>crapmymoirailsays</category><category>Sarah</category></item><item><title>Moirails at Halloween.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7571Us0v1rnzrybo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Moirails at Halloween.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crapmymoirailsays.tumblr.com/post/17386844846</link><guid>http://crapmymoirailsays.tumblr.com/post/17386844846</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:33:01 -0500</pubDate><category>pictures</category><category>* Sarah</category><category>* Kelsey</category><category>* Both</category></item><item><title>"“I swear to- Poets have NO respect. Pickin’ up books and leavin’ them around my bookstore- I..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;“I swear to- Poets have NO respect. Pickin’ up books and leavin’ them around my bookstore- I can’t stand poets.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“Jesus, you sound like an eighty year-old man.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“Dude, I AM an eighty year-old man.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;—&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“BUCKY.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“Kelsey, get off the floor.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“BUCKY. BUCKY!!!1!” &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“Kelsey you don’t know where that’s been.”&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Moirails at the bookstore&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://crapmymoirailsays.tumblr.com/post/16437313547</link><guid>http://crapmymoirailsays.tumblr.com/post/16437313547</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:09:12 -0500</pubDate><category>*Both</category><category>*Kelsey</category><category>*Sarah</category><category>crapmymoirailsays</category></item><item><title>"Buying new dice is like buying new clothes."</title><description>“Buying new dice is like buying new clothes.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;My Moirail, talking with Caleb about DnD dice&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://crapmymoirailsays.tumblr.com/post/16429954992</link><guid>http://crapmymoirailsays.tumblr.com/post/16429954992</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:15:26 -0500</pubDate><category>*Sarah</category><category>crapmymoirailsays</category></item><item><title>isochronon:

Okay, Sarah, so I drew an UPDATED PORTRAIT of us...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxyzdwXJNh1qh6f99o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://isochronon.tumblr.com/post/16035848232/okay-sarah-so-i-drew-an-updated-portrait-of-us"&gt;isochronon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Okay, Sarah, so I drew an UPDATED PORTRAIT of us for crapmymoirail says, with some ARTISTIC EMBELLISHMENTS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We are frolicking in a meadow holding hands, much like the first one, except our hair is the right color and length now. I also made sure to draw you taller than me. (And apparently also draw myself with scoliosis.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I drew a kawaii tree that looks like it has a bleeding mouth. It is smiling benevolently (OR IS IT?!) down upon our merrymaking.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And apparently there are seagulls in meadowlike regions???? Whatever, they’re there because they’re the only fucking birds I can draw in Paint.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The really cool sun (who is the same color as your hair, not coincidentally ~*blushes*), so cool that he has sunglasses, watches our acts of moirallegiance with an EXTREMELY COOL AIR about him. He thinks we’re okay.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There’s also a flower. It’s gray.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m an artist.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Portrait of the moirails in question, complete with artist’s rationale.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://crapmymoirailsays.tumblr.com/post/16036527872</link><guid>http://crapmymoirailsays.tumblr.com/post/16036527872</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:23:54 -0500</pubDate><category>* Kelsey</category><category>* Sarah</category><category>* Both</category><category>crapmymoirailsays</category></item><item><title>"I just love Mickey so much."</title><description>“I just love Mickey so much.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;My Moirail, sobbing hysterically at the Main Street Electrical Parade&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://crapmymoirailsays.tumblr.com/post/16034934472</link><guid>http://crapmymoirailsays.tumblr.com/post/16034934472</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 19:58:31 -0500</pubDate><category>crapmymoirailsays</category><category>* Kelsey</category></item><item><title>"C’mon. Let’s go inside, listen to Bowie on vinyl, and watch Sherlock."</title><description>“C’mon. Let’s go inside, listen to Bowie on vinyl, and watch Sherlock.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;My Moirail&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://crapmymoirailsays.tumblr.com/post/16033159742</link><guid>http://crapmymoirailsays.tumblr.com/post/16033159742</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 19:30:00 -0500</pubDate><category>crapmymoirailsays</category><category>* Sarah</category></item></channel></rss>
